My job
Being a German foreign worker in Felix Austria, constantly interrupted by contra-productive weekends, numerous paid public holidays and standard annual leave, I had pursued the occasionally exhausting, nevertheless absorbing ancillary labor costs-intensive task of a Technical Writer, Localization Manager and Language Master — anxious to painstakingly position the correct phrases and terminology at the correct places in order to demystify more or less complex software and hardware products as well as software user interfaces in a target audience- and likewise ISO-compatible way.
Therefore, applying incomprehensibility as stylistic means for differentiation, I only allow myself on my website... ;-)
But then, at a day not too long ago, when I officially turned "you look good for your age" years old ... well, what can I say but:
Imagine it's Monday and I don't have to show up!
The pension notice has arrived! Now I will go to the park every day so that the ducks can feed me.